I don't often do a great deal to make myself desirable to men. I fell out of the shower this morning. Not like I slipped getting out of the bathtub kind of situation. I don't have a bathtub. I'm still pretty resentful of that decision. To not get a traditional bathtub in my bathroom. No. … Continue reading In Desperate Need of Lady Practice
My Awkward Self
Brand New Symptoms
I spent the first 12 minutes of my workday crawling around the parking lot yesterday morning. PMS is real. And that bitch ain't playin. There's a correlation. Women know. Because each phase of our monthly cycle has its own set of symptoms. It ain't all just cramps and bloating. And the irresistible urge to begin … Continue reading Brand New Symptoms
Out-Awkwarded
I met my soulmate tonight, y'all. It was magical. It all started when I went to get my hair done. I was supposed to be spending the money on new running shoes. But I can't decide which shoes to buy. And I can definitely decide on which grey hair I don't want. So I just … Continue reading Out-Awkwarded
Shine My Way 