Soooo, you know how sometimes you can wear an outfit that is totally appropriate for one setting? And then you walk into another setting? And the once perfectly fine outfit becomes wildly inappropriate? Rogue made Fall Risk and I go to the 5am Full Body HIIT Class at PlayFITStayFIT this morning. Because apparently all of … Continue reading Awkward and Inappropriate
We Do Work, Though
I keep looking down at my hands. Expecting to see blood. I have this former co-worker. Let's call her The Betrayer. That I hadn't really seen in a lot of years. Until I showed up to PlayFITStayFIT and there she was. And I thought we were cool, you know? Like maybe I knew I wasn't … Continue reading We Do Work, Though
Spartan Kids Beasted Me
I just spent the last 28 minutes lying on my living room floor. Cats started collecting on me five minutes in. After the third cat, I decided it was time to move myself to the couch. Now I'm lying here slathered in Deep Blue Rub with an ice pack under my right shoulder eating ibuprofen … Continue reading Spartan Kids Beasted Me
Spartans Don’t Race Alone
This has been my view for the last 9 hours. It's 90 degrees out here. I want desperately to be on that mountain. Any mountain. Hell, I'd take a flat trail at this point. But these Spartan Kids Races, y'all. I was happy to see the same Spartan crew there as last year. Knucklehead: "I … Continue reading Spartans Don’t Race Alone
3:30 In The Actual Morning
I've gone to Tiny Brazilian's 5am HIIT Class twice this week. Which seems like a bad idea. On paper. Because I live almost an hour from PlayFITStayFIT, this means I have to wake up at 3:30. In the AM. 3:30 in the actual morning. I know. My people are known for waking up at dumbass … Continue reading 3:30 In The Actual Morning
Leg Day Lessons
I walked into that column today. No one was around to offer me help. Although, there are several classrooms with windows facing those columns. I suppose every single student and teacher was so enthralled with the educational process that my general well-being wasn't a concern. Two days ago I walked into a different column. That … Continue reading Leg Day Lessons
Nighttime Hunger Games
I'm not sure what went on in my bedroom last night. I probably should. I was there. But as a rule, I sleep pretty hard. I sleep the way I eat when I've been running all day, and I'm finally at a restaurant trying not to take my knife and fork to someone else's food … Continue reading Nighttime Hunger Games
A Promiseland Parallel Run
I'm not sure it's actually parallel. Because geometry. I'm not even sure where Promiseland is in relation to Day Creek. This is just where they sent us to keep us out of the way. I'm out here wandering around Day Creek Trailhead while I wait for Rogue to get here. Just looking for a gate. … Continue reading A Promiseland Parallel Run
Please Revoke My Social Media Privileges
Someone should really revoke my social media privileges. You know how some people hide behind a computer screen posting horrible things to people? Things they would never say in real life? Like cowards? I know. Hate those people. Someone did that Monday night. On the social medias. They provoked the Muscular White Gut behind the … Continue reading Please Revoke My Social Media Privileges
Mild Adventure Week
I just rolled up into Easter Sunday dinner at my mom n ems with the dirt and smell of an 8 mile hike on me. I did put on mostly clean sweats and t-shirt before I headed in. And washed my hands once I got in there. But sweat is sweat and mud is mud … Continue reading Mild Adventure Week
Shine My Way 