Birth Certificate or Certificate of Birth

Went to get my Real ID today. Because I wanna be prepared. When Gilead comes. And they try to make me work the colonies. I need to be able to get to Mexico. “Do you have your birth certificate?” Yes. “Ohhhh. You didn’t get a signature on this?” On…my birth certificate? “Yes. You should have … Continue reading Birth Certificate or Certificate of Birth

Where Have All The Water Balloons Gone?

I would like to leave now, please. “No. You’re going to just sit in this for a bit.” Because Rogue enjoys the absurd. A little too much. And Fall Risk is impervious to it. What had happened was we were having pre-movie dinner. And two women walked in. And one of them waved. In our … Continue reading Where Have All The Water Balloons Gone?

Drop In Neighbors and Rock Castle Gorge

An hour. It has taken me a full hour. To assemble this fucking office chair. Maybe two. It’s all an obscenities filled blur. This is not a single person job. And yes. Those are my pajama bottoms in a heap on the floor. Shit got hectic for a while. Those holes…just wouldn’t line up. And … Continue reading Drop In Neighbors and Rock Castle Gorge

Continuing To Prove My Intelligence

"I almost stopped you and told you to get off the road yesterday." What? Why? "You were out running. Police cars just flying by you. Lights on. Sirens blaring. Because there was some dude out on Washington St with a gun." Huh. "But then I figured you'd already passed him. Given him a high five. … Continue reading Continuing To Prove My Intelligence