I awoke this morning to this little girl sidled up alongside my back using my body as a bunker as she smacked the biggest cat on the butt and called him names. That's not the way you want to wake up. Because biggest cat is eventually gonna hit his boiling point and turn around to … Continue reading RPM Death Clicks
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Awkward and Inappropriate
Soooo, you know how sometimes you can wear an outfit that is totally appropriate for one setting? And then you walk into another setting? And the once perfectly fine outfit becomes wildly inappropriate? Rogue made Fall Risk and I go to the 5am Full Body HIIT Class at PlayFITStayFIT this morning. Because apparently all of … Continue reading Awkward and Inappropriate
We Do Work, Though
I keep looking down at my hands. Expecting to see blood. I have this former co-worker. Let's call her The Betrayer. That I hadn't really seen in a lot of years. Until I showed up to PlayFITStayFIT and there she was. And I thought we were cool, you know? Like maybe I knew I wasn't … Continue reading We Do Work, Though
3:30 In The Actual Morning
I've gone to Tiny Brazilian's 5am HIIT Class twice this week. Which seems like a bad idea. On paper. Because I live almost an hour from PlayFITStayFIT, this means I have to wake up at 3:30. In the AM. 3:30 in the actual morning. I know. My people are known for waking up at dumbass … Continue reading 3:30 In The Actual Morning
Leg Day Lessons
I walked into that column today. No one was around to offer me help. Although, there are several classrooms with windows facing those columns. I suppose every single student and teacher was so enthralled with the educational process that my general well-being wasn't a concern. Two days ago I walked into a different column. That … Continue reading Leg Day Lessons
Please Revoke My Social Media Privileges
Someone should really revoke my social media privileges. You know how some people hide behind a computer screen posting horrible things to people? Things they would never say in real life? Like cowards? I know. Hate those people. Someone did that Monday night. On the social medias. They provoked the Muscular White Gut behind the … Continue reading Please Revoke My Social Media Privileges
Shine My Way 