I Make The Coffee Now Today was a two job day. This means that my lunch break was spent driving from one job to the next. Instead of actual lunching....
There’s No Napping After Death Click It’s Saturday. The athletic day of rest. Actually, that’s Friday. Saturday is actually athletic day of long run. But that didn’t mean I was gonna...
The Gym Life Chose Me “Stop whining. You chose this.” “I didn’t choose the gym life. The gym life chose me.” And it chose the hell outta me this week....
Claw Hands Yesterday morning my co-worker walked into the office carrying a big bowl of cherries. And announced, to me, that she is allergic to cherries. And...
RPM Death Clicks I awoke this morning to this little girl sidled up alongside my back using my body as a bunker as she smacked the biggest cat...
Awkward and Inappropriate Soooo, you know how sometimes you can wear an outfit that is totally appropriate for one setting? And then you walk into another setting? And...
We Do Work, Though I keep looking down at my hands. Expecting to see blood. I have this former co-worker. Let’s call her The Betrayer. That I hadn’t really...
3:30 In The Actual Morning I’ve gone to Tiny Brazilian’s 5am HIIT Class twice this week. Which seems like a bad idea. On paper. Because I live almost an hour...
Leg Day Lessons I walked into that column today. No one was around to offer me help. Although, there are several classrooms with windows facing those columns. I...
Please Revoke My Social Media Privileges Someone should really revoke my social media privileges. You know how some people hide behind a computer screen posting horrible things to people? Things they...