Progress and a Podium Stand This is how I started out the year. It was a challenge, seeing that number on the scale. It’s possible I’ve mentioned this once or...
That Time I Accidentally Ran 15 Miles I accidentally ran 15 miles yesterday. In my defense, maps don’t really offer accurate mileage descriptions. See what happened was. Y’all responded. En masse. To...
Frozen Toe Not Quite 10k So, on Wednesday I left work early. To run the virtual Frozen Toe not quite 10k. I could do this because I didn’t have any...
Mill Mountain Mayhem Virtual This popped up on my Facebook memories today. Reminding me that I hadn’t yet published my post about the Mountain Junkies Mill Mountain Mayhem 10k....
My Modesty Needs Work “Who does your nails?” Ummmm, me? “Oh. So you can still reach your toes! Good for you.” Fuck. How old does this dude think I...
RVTR Into The Darkness Reunion Yesterday, during my home visits, the father of one of my probationers told me I can’t go out on the mountains today. I mean, he...
You Have To Tell People “Don’t eat that. Please don’t eat that. We’re buying you lunch. Just…don’t eat that.” I probably shouldn’t have told her that the taco I brought...
Elevator Shaft Run. On Fire. I just woke up from a nap coma. I don’t know if y’all noticed. But the earth is on fire. It is on actual fire....
How My Weekend Fell Apart I’m sitting here in a gas station parking lot where I just downed two hot dogs and a bag of Fritos. And a Vitamin Water....
Psht. We Totally Had It So, y’all know that Rogue and I haven’t been … how do you say it … Training? I mean we don’t ever really train in...