“Where are all of these flies coming from?” Could be me attracting them. I don’t remember the last time I washed my hair. I don’t fully groom myself for work. I save that for the weekends when I’m gonna see people I actually like. *blank stare* “Ok…Why don’t you go ahead and close the door … Continue reading Metaphorical Laundry
Author: Sunshine Richards
Functioning Adult
It’s Friday. I wasn’t sure I’d make it here. But here I am. Enjoying my coffee. In bed. At 5am. On Friday morning. Finally. “Coach Sunshine, are you ok? You seem kind of grrrr.” She made a motion. That was either an annoyed house cat. Or a vicious mountain lion. Either way. It was correct. … Continue reading Functioning Adult
More Airport Adventures
24 hours. That’s how long I’ve been wearing a bra. And pants. Twenty four solid nonstop continuous hours of bra. And pants wearing. I did the math. Including time change calculations and shit. That’s how upsetting this situation is. I did time change math. At 3:30am. Yesterday. Utah time. I got an alert on my … Continue reading More Airport Adventures
Utah National Park Tour: Zion
Final day of our five day five park tour. And it’s raining. Like constant rain. Just all damn day. Raining. And I don’t know about y’all. But driving into a canyon during an all day rainstorm feels…sketchy. Like, perhaps we shouldn’t be provoking the universe like that? But we’re nothing if not the sort of … Continue reading Utah National Park Tour: Zion
Utah National Park Tour: Bryce Canyon
Air bnb dude: “Have you ever seen the Milky Way?” My dumbass responding excitedly: Yes! Air bnb dude: *looking at me skeptically* Fall Risk: *staring at me confused* My dumbass justifying my response: At my old house. I could see all kinds of shit. And then I threw in something about light pollution to make … Continue reading Utah National Park Tour: Bryce Canyon
Utah National Park Tour: Capitol Reef
Day three of no breakfast. Or dinner. I clearly owe Fall Risk’s co-worker an apology. We headed out this morning. Fueled with the knowledge that we were heading towards Giffords House Pies. Under the belief that. If we didn’t get there before 11:30am. We’d miss out on the pies. That would sell out by then. … Continue reading Utah National Park Tour: Capitol Reef
Utah National Park Tour: Canyonlands
“My co-worker told me that when she came out here, they only ate like one meal a day.” Well, that’s the dumbest shit I ever heard. … So the issue. When you send two introverts out into the wild. On their own. Is that once they’ve done whatever thing they were assigned to do. They … Continue reading Utah National Park Tour: Canyonlands
Utah National Park Tour: Arches
I just googled how to open a bottle without a bottle opener. The search returned 13 options. The one option it didn’t return. Which was the only option that actually worked. Was wandering around camp asking people for a bottle opener. This particular anecdote is representative. Highly representative. Of how our trip is going so … Continue reading Utah National Park Tour: Arches
A Glimpse of Normalcy
"You need to relax." I can't relax. "Seriously. Just relax your body against me." I can't relax my body. That's why we're in this situation. "Dude. Just put your full weight on me and let me help you." Ok. "You're still not relaxing." I know. *sigh* NewAtTin tries. She tries to care for me. She … Continue reading A Glimpse of Normalcy
311 to 220. Survival.
Sometimes. When GJB wants to take it easy on a long group run. He’ll invite me. Because I’m slow. Actually getting slower by the minute. So having me tag along eases the pressure of maintaining pace. With people like North Mountain Overlord. And Dude With The Charming And Disarming Smile. And freakin Winner. Apparently. Did … Continue reading 311 to 220. Survival.
Shine My Way 