Skratch sent that message yesterday afternoon. Before the 5 o’clock PlayFITStayFIT class. And let me tell you just how much bullshit that message was. “Collateral damage” Right. So, here’s how this shit went down. So we’re there. At the PlayFITStayFIT. Me. Skratch. Fall Risk also shows up. And I’m all happy. Because I’ve got these … Continue reading It Gets Worse
Author: Sunshine Richards
This Is Why I’m Like This
It wasn’t fine. I wasn’t fine, y’all. I don’t vomit easily. Nausea isn’t a sensation I often experience. Two children and not an ounce of morning sickness. Tequila. Whiskey. Moonshine. Copious amounts. I can barely make it down off the mountain. But no hangover. Y’all. I eat expired foods ALL OF THE TIME. I’m not … Continue reading This Is Why I’m Like This
Please Send Spoons
I haven’t talked to y’all in a minute. I’m certain you’re aware of that. That you’ve been keenly aware of my absence. From your life. I’d blame January. Except January isn’t actually the issue. Not fully. Mostly, y’all haven’t given me anything entertaining I can write about. I mean, some of y’all have definitely given … Continue reading Please Send Spoons
January Cures: Salt Cave
I’m supposed to be on my way to run my first race of the year right now. I’m not on my way. I’m still clinging to my coffee mug trying not to read the news. I don’t want to undo what last night’s salt cave experience did. We all agree, right? We just shouldn’t even … Continue reading January Cures: Salt Cave
Official Start of 2020
I slept until noon today. New Years Day. The first day of 2020, I slept until noon. But also? I woke up at 3:30am. Because yesterday. OT said we were meeting at 5:30. AM. In the Dragon’s Tooth parking lot. Which meant leaving my home at 4:15. AM. Me at 3:41 AM (trying to do … Continue reading Official Start of 2020
Divergent
Me (sharing a revelation I’d had the night before but GBFF is old so I had to wait until morning to share): I’m divergent. GBFF (offering unquestioning agreement, as he has been trained to do): Of course you are. GBFF (unable to maintain unquestioning agreement, because he is untrainable): What’s divergent? So, a lot of … Continue reading Divergent
Lost: Christmas Mountain Edition
We had a plan yesterday. December Endurance Day. And while I wasn’t involved in the actual planning of any of it. I was still involved. So I probably owe my people an apology for the shit show it turned into at one point. But really. It’s on them. I think. If I’d had to work … Continue reading Lost: Christmas Mountain Edition
My Next Tattoo
I’m supposed to meet Beautiful Beastie at 9 this morning. For December Endurance Day. Because we feel like that needs to be a thing now. Not we. They. She. Someone. Someone feels like that. It’s raining. I’ve got coffee. And a bed. And my body is still grumbling about yesterday. So I feel like I … Continue reading My Next Tattoo
Here’s How The Force Works
Does this look like an issue? Like something I should report to some disease control agency or something? Measles? Think it’s measles? What does dengue fever look like? “Stop being a little bitch and put some Neosporin on it.” I have very supportive friendships... So I have this theory. That the universe requires balance. Like, … Continue reading Here’s How The Force Works
I Am NOT Jar Jar
This one’s not about adventure. Not fun adventure anyway. Rest week, remember? Except not. Because despite my unfriend warnings, people still said North Mountain to me. And also Chaos. Though Chaos doesn’t require unfriending. I always welcome Chaos. But that’s not what this is. Because I have spent the last two days resting. Which has … Continue reading I Am NOT Jar Jar
Shine My Way 