Winter Break Rule

Rule number one of Winter Break: don’t get sick until school starts back. I don’t know how I broke rule number one. Or why. But I am sick. Like, deathly sick. Some of y’all flippantly calling it a “head cold.” But nah. This is… There is this massive pressure behind my eyes. Threatening to just … Continue reading Winter Break Rule

Just Fix It, John Scalzi

“I have now eaten 2 apple fritters. And I’m not fitnessing tonight. When I can’t fit into my jeans tomorrow, I’m blaming you.” “I told you to share...” “That goes against every instinct I have.” This is how GBFF...WHTBS managed to take the remaining apple fritter away from me. Without any scarring or appendage loss. … Continue reading Just Fix It, John Scalzi