Do you know? Do you know the good you've brought into this world? Do you know the impact you've had? Do you know how many people love you? Respect you? Want to be like you? Do you know that your life meant something? Meant everything. Do you know that you gave me a passion for … Continue reading Do You Know, Dad?
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Importance of a Good Project Manager
Let’s talk about the importance of a skilled project manager for project success. Approximately half the world I know is moving. Including my parents. I’m excellent at hard labor. So I willingly offer myself up as such. I refuse, however, to be involved in any decision-making. My brain is simply not equipped at current. Unless … Continue reading Importance of a Good Project Manager
New Pandemic Greeting
Only five more weeks of school. I refuse to count the sixth week. Because I’m going to spend that one locked in my office. Pretending standardized testing. And truancy. And allll of the just really awful things our kids are experiencing. Are not actual things. Just gonna be staring off into the void. Until June … Continue reading New Pandemic Greeting
Toilet Paper Quest
Ok y’all. We need to chat. I’m looking specifically at you, America. Netherlands. Malta. England. Y’all can go about your business. I think Australia may need to hear this. But I don’t think I have any readers there. So. When we first started hearing about the Corons. Some of y’all went out and bought up … Continue reading Toilet Paper Quest
This Is Not A Snow Day
My boss was very clear on this point. Last week, I was quickly approaching my stress limit. Work was overwhelming. I was near tears. I know. I cry. A lot. People barely even notice anymore. But seriously. These were stress limit tears. They’re legit. Because look it. Every one of those files was a letter … Continue reading This Is Not A Snow Day
Mustard Is Acceptable
“What’s the best condiment?” In my mind I was thinking ketchup. “If you pick ketchup, you’re a fucking chump.” Thank god he wasn’t asking me. I would’ve definitely picked ketchup. “Mustard is acceptable.” I mean, I think mustard is probably the worst of the condiments. But I also would’ve picked ketchup, so what the fuck … Continue reading Mustard Is Acceptable
Unplanned Three Day Weekend
So, unplanned three day weekend. Because rain. I mean, that’s what I thought when the dogs still insisted on getting up at 5:00am to go pee. And I was extra pissy. Because first, I cannot explain to you how much a snow day today throws my entire year off track. Like, I literally cannot even … Continue reading Unplanned Three Day Weekend
Nighttime Hunger Games
I'm not sure what went on in my bedroom last night. I probably should. I was there. But as a rule, I sleep pretty hard. I sleep the way I eat when I've been running all day, and I'm finally at a restaurant trying not to take my knife and fork to someone else's food … Continue reading Nighttime Hunger Games
I Can’t Stop The Words
Probably someday someone's going to stop letting me talk to the other people. I'm just sitting here in the car shop waiting room place waiting for Grungy Mechanic-Looking Dude to honk my horn (again, not a euphemism) and unreject me. And suddenly I feel the urge to start saying words. Grungy Mechanic-Looking Dude: Nissan Rogue? … Continue reading I Can’t Stop The Words
Living That Rejected Life
I was rejected yesterday. I'm still struggling with it. There I was, just sitting in the waiting room working on testing schedules, and this grungy mechanic-looking dude walks up and says, "I'm gonna have to give you a rejected sticker." Oh. So this is how dating works now? Dudes reject you before you even ask … Continue reading Living That Rejected Life
Shine My Way 