New Pandemic Greeting
Only five more weeks of school. I refuse to count the sixth week. Because I’m going to spend that one locked in my office. Pretending...
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Toilet Paper Quest
Ok y’all. We need to chat. I’m looking specifically at you, America. Netherlands. Malta. England. Y’all can go about your business. I think Australia may...
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This Is Not A Snow Day
My boss was very clear on this point. Last week, I was quickly approaching my stress limit. Work was overwhelming. I was near tears. I...
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Mustard Is Acceptable
“What’s the best condiment?” In my mind I was thinking ketchup. “If you pick ketchup, you’re a fucking chump.” Thank god he wasn’t asking me....
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Unplanned Three Day Weekend
So, unplanned three day weekend. Because rain. I mean, that’s what I thought when the dogs still insisted on getting up at 5:00am to go...
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Nighttime Hunger Games
I’m not sure what went on in my bedroom last night. I probably should. I was there. But as a rule, I sleep pretty hard....
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I Can’t Stop The Words
Probably someday someone’s going to stop letting me talk to the other people. I’m just sitting here in the car shop waiting room place waiting...
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Living That Rejected Life
I was rejected yesterday. I’m still struggling with it. There I was, just sitting in the waiting room working on testing schedules, and this grungy...
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Yoga Connection
I just yelled “Twinsies!” a little too loudly at a woman in the hallway at work. I don’t know her. She didn’t get excited and...
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Totally Normal Jealousies
I didn’t used to think of myself as a jealous person. Recent events have suggested that I may have a teeny tiny jealous streak in...
