New Pandemic Greeting Only five more weeks of school. I refuse to count the sixth week. Because I’m going to spend that one locked in my office. Pretending...
Toilet Paper Quest Ok y’all. We need to chat. I’m looking specifically at you, America. Netherlands. Malta. England. Y’all can go about your business. I think Australia may...
This Is Not A Snow Day My boss was very clear on this point. Last week, I was quickly approaching my stress limit. Work was overwhelming. I was near tears. I...
Mustard Is Acceptable “What’s the best condiment?” In my mind I was thinking ketchup. “If you pick ketchup, you’re a fucking chump.” Thank god he wasn’t asking me....
Unplanned Three Day Weekend So, unplanned three day weekend. Because rain. I mean, that’s what I thought when the dogs still insisted on getting up at 5:00am to go...
Nighttime Hunger Games I’m not sure what went on in my bedroom last night. I probably should. I was there. But as a rule, I sleep pretty hard....
I Can’t Stop The Words Probably someday someone’s going to stop letting me talk to the other people. I’m just sitting here in the car shop waiting room place waiting...
Living That Rejected Life I was rejected yesterday. I’m still struggling with it. There I was, just sitting in the waiting room working on testing schedules, and this grungy...
Yoga Connection I just yelled “Twinsies!” a little too loudly at a woman in the hallway at work. I don’t know her. She didn’t get excited and...
Totally Normal Jealousies I didn’t used to think of myself as a jealous person. Recent events have suggested that I may have a teeny tiny jealous streak in...