Category: #Running
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Because I Should Always Get a Crown
I think the Feetures Blue Ridge Double Marathon might be trying to make up with me. It’s aware that I’m still resentful about my loss of juice after such an exhausting event. So, I’ve been selected as an Official Ambassador of the Lewis Gale Salem Half Marathon. Maybe they just feel sorry for me. Whatever.…
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I Just Want My Juice Back
Blue Ridge Marathon stole my juice. I told you Running the Blue Ridge Double is Like Getting Jumped Into a Gang. Apparently, it also steals all your juice. BRM is like a really mean gang that won’t even leave you a little juice to sip on while you nurse your wounds back to health. It’s been…
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My Brain On Books
I love books. Like, really a lot love books. It’s probably a pretty healthy addiction, you know? Except that sometimes I get a little too into them. I think it has something to do with my brain’s susceptibility to the power of suggestion. And peer pressure. I’m reeeeeally susceptible to peer pressure. A certain redhead…