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My Awkward Self

Taper Week Energy

I’m on mandatory taper this week. I don’t make these rules. I don’t make any of my own life rules. Rogue told me me not...
My Awkward Self

Car Talk

Y’all don’t impress me with your fancy car words. Remember the time that car dude rejected me and gave me a sticker so the whole...
My Awkward Self

I Said More Awkward Words

I need to probably not spend so much time in places with people. Went to see my girl, Stephanie, today. Every other month or so,...
My Awkward Self

Please Stop Talking

Sometimes I think I’d like to figure out whatever look or vibe I have that invites random people to say words to me. So I...
My Awkward Self
My Awkward Self

Brand New Symptoms

I spent the first 12 minutes of my workday crawling around the parking lot yesterday morning. PMS is real. And that bitch ain’t playin. There’s...
My Awkward Self

Out-Awkwarded

I met my soulmate tonight, y’all. It was magical. It all started when I went to get my hair done. I was supposed to be...