Remember how I said it was so good to “see” all of my gym people Monday evening? At the virtual class? Stole this pic from Fall Risk Yeah, screw that. This pandemic is really starting to turn people. And I’m learning now who my friends really are. It started off ok. I was almost late … Continue reading Find Out Who My Friends Are
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I’m Limiting Your Telecommuting
Ok. Look. I get it. We're all just trying to survive this. And if we have the opportunity to work from home. And continue to make a living. Without going out into the Corons. We should do that. I fully support that. I am as thankful as the next person that I have the option … Continue reading I’m Limiting Your Telecommuting
Worst Neighbors Ever
I wore real dress pants yesterday. The kind with buttons. And aren’t even stretchy. And I managed to breath normally the whole day. Apparently, if I just force myself to workout every damn day, I can maintain a comfortable body weight. And still eat the random crap that people offer up to me. Mostly GBFF...WHTBS. … Continue reading Worst Neighbors Ever
Can’t Feel My Arms
I can’t feel my right arm. The feeling is starting to come back a bit in my left. I’m gonna say there are two reasons for this. First. Arm day at PlayFITStayFIT. So, the worst thing you can see when you walk into PlayFITStayFIT is J-Vicious. And Skratch. Doing a partner workout. Because you’re gonna … Continue reading Can’t Feel My Arms
Seriously. There’s Nothing Bad On Here
So, I’m not sure why. When my doctor asked if I was experiencing any pain anywhere. I said no. I have pain. Literally always. Feet. Ankles. Knees. Shoulders. Pain. Always pain. But when she asked the question. The “no” flew out of my mouth before I could stop it. And by the time my brain … Continue reading Seriously. There’s Nothing Bad On Here
J-Vicious Been Talking
Someone’s been talking smack about y’all. Not me. But someone. They been sayin y’all scared. They say y’all read what I write about what happens at PlayFITStayFIT. And y’all scared. Too scared to come to the gym. And experience what we experience. J-Vicious thinks it’s me. He thinks I’m the issue. Like, maybe I need … Continue reading J-Vicious Been Talking
I Need A Manual
Don’t believe everything you read on social media. I had a conversation with J-Vicious yesterday... So, will you be at PlayFITStayFIT today???? (Four question marks feels a little aggressive.) Depends. Will it be a partner workout? Will you trust me if I say no? I mean...no...probably not. But still. Will it? No. So anyway, it … Continue reading I Need A Manual
It Gets Worse
Skratch sent that message yesterday afternoon. Before the 5 o’clock PlayFITStayFIT class. And let me tell you just how much bullshit that message was. “Collateral damage” Right. So, here’s how this shit went down. So we’re there. At the PlayFITStayFIT. Me. Skratch. Fall Risk also shows up. And I’m all happy. Because I’ve got these … Continue reading It Gets Worse
This Is Why I’m Like This
It wasn’t fine. I wasn’t fine, y’all. I don’t vomit easily. Nausea isn’t a sensation I often experience. Two children and not an ounce of morning sickness. Tequila. Whiskey. Moonshine. Copious amounts. I can barely make it down off the mountain. But no hangover. Y’all. I eat expired foods ALL OF THE TIME. I’m not … Continue reading This Is Why I’m Like This
Caution: Leg Day
Tina Fey has been training my co-workers. On how to manage me when she leaves. You walk in and she’s crying. What do you do? Give her food. She’s smiling. Looks happy. What do you do? Give her food. She is existing anywhere near you. What do you do? Give her food. We get this, … Continue reading Caution: Leg Day
Shine My Way 