J-Vicious was apparently surprised to see me walking up to PlayFITStayFIT yesterday. “I haven’t even finished your Google Doc!” Because after everyone got all up in their feelings about a few missed events last week, he said he was going to create a Google Doc for my friends to use to claim my time. And … Continue reading I’m Super Young
Author: Sunshine Richards
They Canceled Christmas
Ok, first? Ima need y’all to keep Newbie off of North Mountain until the new year. Seriously. My life has been kind of nice lately. Outside of that shit show of a Run Almost Around a few weeks ago, no one has said anything really abusive to me like, “Hey. Let’s go run North Mountain.” … Continue reading They Canceled Christmas
Not My Fault
Holy hell, y’all kind of lost your minds on the Facebooks and Messengers while I was socialling last night. Y’all said some words. Hurtful words. That’s ok. So...you’re bailing? Why does everyone always assume I’m gonna bail? How did I get this reputation? This was the conversation with F4 Guy. Who was going to the … Continue reading Not My Fault
Waiting on My Christmas Crew
Day Three of Thanksgiving Break. And I still haven’t found my way onto a mountain. I also haven’t left my bed before 8am. I haven’t gone for a single run. I feel ok about all of this. I did, however, find my way to PlayFITStayFIT Wednesday. Because Fall Risk made me go. And Skratch reminded … Continue reading Waiting on My Christmas Crew
Better Than Homeless Massage
Sushi. Doritos. And what is that? Dip? Yes, child. That is dip. Oh. For the chips. Yes, child. For the chips. Aaaand a toothbrush. Because of the sushi, Doritos, and dip. ...sure. Let’s say that’s why I need that. Look, I don’t need your judgement, cashier boy. Just lemme pay for my stuff. I wasn’t … Continue reading Better Than Homeless Massage
Spartan Sprint and Trifecta. Finally.
I just used my toothbrush to clean myself. Because there was still mud from Saturday. In places. I did brush my teeth first. Which is a fair question. But now one of you has to be in charge of reminding me to buy a new one on my way home from work today. Because the … Continue reading Spartan Sprint and Trifecta. Finally.
Spartan Carolina Beast
You know how sometimes you do something just to prove to yourself that you can? Like, if you can make it through this one challenge, then everything else in your life seems easier. All of life’s struggles and challenges don’t seem quite so insurmountable. You take on these ridiculous things so that nobody can ever … Continue reading Spartan Carolina Beast
Spartan Weekend. Whether We’re Ready Or Not
It’s Spartan weekend. And every damn person involved has bailed or is significantly compromised in some way. But I cooked for this thing. So folks better show up. Ok. So what you’re looking at here is a plate full of shrimp. That I cooked. Complete with olive oil. And garlic. And salt and pepper. And … Continue reading Spartan Weekend. Whether We’re Ready Or Not
Split Loyalties
I’m not sure what’s happening with my Hoosiers in this game right now. Freakin Princeton? The commentators just tried to throw out some positive perspective. They think this is Brunk’s best game...of the season. They had a whole conversation about it. About whether or not it was. His best game. Of the season. And decided … Continue reading Split Loyalties
Emergency Response
You know how you don’t know how you’ll react in a crisis. Until it happens? Like, you think, I’d walk through fire to save my friends. Ok. Maybe not that. That’s pretty dramatic. And we’re all gonna walk through fire this weekend anyway. For fun. So that’s probably not a good measure of what we’d … Continue reading Emergency Response