My Extra Five Pound Weights

As I mentioned. Briefly. And not at all whinily. In my previous 169.2 post. I have basically collected the equivalent of eight extra five-pound weights. That I’m carrying up and down mountains every weekend or so. It makes it far more challenging than necessary. I’m usually trying to keep up with Beautiful Beastie, after all. … Continue reading My Extra Five Pound Weights

169.2

I know. I know. I'm not supposed to care about the scale. But for real? The scale is reflecting some pretty stark reality right now. 169.2 If you've struggled with your weight all of your life, I'm gonna sound pretty shitty right now. But look. I've lived most of my early life around 120 lbs. … Continue reading 169.2

Gym Family

Sometimes you get lucky and find just the right place for you. Some of us have been lucky enough to find exactly that at PlayFITStayFIT. We’re a little different than the other gyms. We’re fun. And quirky. And dysfunctional. And real. And we know how to put the work in while still having fun. A … Continue reading Gym Family

Insert Nickname Here

New Year New Me, right? Had a salad for lunch. And then went straight to the gym after work. My plan was to go for a quick run on the greenway before class. But J-Vicious saw [Insert Nickname Here] walk past the gym. And into Dominos. “Sunshine! I need you to run into Dominos and … Continue reading Insert Nickname Here

Frightened Hammies

She won’t let me have my heating pad. Which I wouldn’t need quite so much if I didn’t have to ice my hammies. I need the heat on my lower back to balance it out. And because 48. I haven’t been to PlayFITStayFIT in a while. My new job is actually less conducive to getting … Continue reading Frightened Hammies

Glimmers of Hope

Thank you so much. I’ll miss you guys! “…ok…you…have a nice day…” Look. I’ve spent a lot of time with the DMV folks lately. And my socials are a little more awkward than usual. Because New Job. But the two hours I spent with them yesterday morning. Felt special. It started with rejection. Again. Because … Continue reading Glimmers of Hope

Real ID Take Two

Remember when I went to get my Real ID? And they told me my birth certificate wasn't proof of my actual birth? Or existence? Thank you so much. I’ll miss you guys! “…ok…you…have a nice day…” Look. I’ve spent a lot of time with the DMV folks lately. And my socials are a little more … Continue reading Real ID Take Two

End of My Fitness Hiatus

“What are you guys doing???” Whatever we want! We’re grown! Went to leg day yesterday. At PlayFITStayFIT. Haven’t been there in a minute. Because PlayFITStayFIT classes coincide with my post-work coma schedule. It’s hard to work around that. Because work is fully draining. Like, as I’m walking out of the building at 4pm (3:56 pm…because … Continue reading End of My Fitness Hiatus

Cups and Christmas

“Are you getting here super early?” Obviously I'm getting there super early. That's who I am as a person. "I need you to pick up cups." For liquor??? "For the workout." That sounds less fun than liquor. But fine. And so that's why I walked into the gym. At exactly 4:00pm. With a sleeve of … Continue reading Cups and Christmas

Upstairs Podracer

I almost fell asleep on my way to PlatFITStayFIT yesterday. But managed to stay awake long enough to get there. Early. I’m early! “It’s 4:25.” I know! I’m early! “Class starts at 4:00.” But no. I start at 4:35. Except. I’m early! Find you a gym trainer that will let you bully him into adjusting … Continue reading Upstairs Podracer